Life Without My Wife

Old Spice is putting out a lot of videos on YouTube. I felt the need to mock them.

Vampire Head!

Does your man look like me? No!
Would he rather play Rock Band than have sex with you?
Does he fart at night and blame it on the dog?
Does he have a stack of comic books, this high?
Does he often say, “I’ll get to that tomorrow”, hmm?
Is he short?
Should I work out more? Yes!
Will I? No!
‘Cause I’m a man.
I’m a real man, and real men sit on the couch.
Vampire Head!

Here are some of the comments:

YOU ARE SUPERHOTT!!!!!
borisgoodenough1988 3 months ago

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yummy 
chocolatefountian399 5 months ago

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You need to have a bottle of the body wash. Then it will be official
ilovepixarsomuch 5 months ago

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wah! Thats a scary looking vampire head
droopybabies 5 months ago

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lol. Nice =) Now if only you were black
jarggedinmypants 5 months ago

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Yes, because in rock band, I can get full star power XD
frappytheclown 5 months ago

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You are indeed a man!
jamesthepiolot 5 months ago

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That darn towel, always getting in the way of my viewing pleasures. :3
clairathesin 5 months ago 7

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@clairathesin I feel your pain
susanwithfaries 5 months ago

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lol. You could be the old spice mans adopted brother who wants a chance in the spotlight =P
stankyfeetandlegs 5 months ago

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OMG! This is hilarious! 
flamingpie1000 5 months ago

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Will I?? NO… Because I’m a man!

hahahahahahahahahahaahhaa

practically a better video than the Spider hahahahahaha

Pure Genius!
thebleedincrimsonman 5 months ago

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Hahaha, nicely done!
n3dcometzone 5 months ago

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your voice is almost exactly dead on – great job
poptopstops 5 months ago

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does he fart at night and blame it on you
rocketraft 5 months ago

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you should be doing their commercials
brrrcoldiam 5 months ago

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ROFL u nailed it man
jimmyhendz 5 months ago

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would he rather play rock band than have sex aaahhahahaha
stacyjones21 5 months ago

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cracking me up man, great spoof
pierceplays 5 months ago

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the old spice guy totally needs to be spoofed - rofl
UNpleasework 5 months ago

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total hilarity. u even sound like the old spice dude
bodypartsrgood 5 months ago

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hahaha vampire head. thats a riot
claireonthedl 5 months ago

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lol you look like a white version of the guy
onpaperdoc 5 months ago

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@onpaperdoc

I think that’s just because I’m in a towel, but thanks!
lifewithoutmywife 5 months ago

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@onpaperdoc ahahaha…no
primeminister78 5 months ago